A Cock Bib

[rubberpinafore]

Yet another vile invention from the devious mind of my wife.

Take a simple cotton napkin or tea towel and wet it down.  Drape the damp square over the cock.

Using a shower curtain ring (the circular clip that holds the curtain to the rail) secure the napkin using the curtain ring which locks sits behind your balls- a bit like the  way the attachments locks onto a cock cage.

The napkin then shrouds your cock and will absorb up any pre-cum and aftermath ejaculation dribble.

Dunk the soiled napkin into a glass bowl filled with water and leave over night.  Use a second cock bib as before, while the original is left to soak in the fridge.

Swap bibs the next morning after ringing out the original and retain the solution.  Leave the second bib to soak during the day.

Keep alternating bibs until the water/old cum solution in the bowl is deemed fit for purpose.

Force feed said solution to your repulsed maid.  The solution can be used chilled or left to reach room temperature.

That has to be quite a disgusting punishment, wouldn't you say?

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Should have added that if a shower curtain ring is not available (or won't fit), just use a shoelace or buckled strap. Anything to secure the napkin behind the balls and let the damp bib drape over your cock.

[Girlygirl]

That does sound pretty disgusting, rubberpinafore; one has to wonder where your wife gets her ideas from. Did she tell you beforehand that you were going to be fed it (and therefore give you the added torment of the anticipation) or did you just find out afterwards? 

[Bill]

It looks far sissier with a lace hanky to catch the precum and cum dribbles .

[rubberpinafore]

That does sound pretty disgusting, rubberpinafore; one has to wonder where your wife gets her ideas from. Did she tell you beforehand that you were going to be fed it (and therefore give you the added torment of the anticipation) or did you just find out afterwards? 

On the first occasion it came as a complete shock.  Thereafter it was quite obvious what was coming and so she got the best of both worlds.  As to her inspiration I would love to know- and perhaps have a look through her browsing history.